Delapore’s Classic Diner
Classic Food for Classic Times
Just off Highway 4, look for the neon cat. Ask for Dot.
Delapore’s, come by for a spell.
Since 1936
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Ticket #1
2 egg breakfast special, bacon, whole wheat
Coffee, two sugars, no cream
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Ticket #2
Eggs and hash browns, extra sausage, white toast
OJ
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Ticket #3
Coffee, black
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Ticket #4
House special, tomato soup, biscuit side
Iced tea w/h refill
Give him an extra biscuit Cook, he tips well.
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Ticket #5
Club wrap, steak fries on side
Coke
Don’t rush, he’s being an asshole.
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Ticket #6
Coffee, black
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Ticket #7
Double cheeseburger with all the fixin’s, apple pie
Strawberry milkshake, double
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Ticket #8
Waffles
Yes, just waffles, that’s all she wants.
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Delivery Notice:
Assorted Drinks, pallet x20
Eggs, carton x50
Specialty meats (frozen), crate x2
Meats to the deep freeze, everything else to the walk in please and thank you.
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Ticket #9
Table six, same guy as yesterday, acting suspicious, watch him.
Coffee, black
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Ticket #10
House special, spicy, steak fries on side
Ginger Ale
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Ticket #11
House special, mushroom soup, biscuit side
Iced tea w/h refill
Regular again, bump up his order, he’s a good egg.
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Delivery Notice:
Specialty meats (frozen), crate x18
Specialty meats (fresh), crate x2
Need to clear some room in the deep freeze for all this.
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Ticket #12
Homestyle plate, mayo on the side
Ginger Ale
I think table six is sitting in the parking lot.
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Ticket #13
Scrambled eggs, bacon, white toast
OJ
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Ticket #14
Table six is back again, keep your eye on him.
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Ticket #15
House special, chicken soup, biscuit side
Iced tea w/h refill
You’d think this guy likes our food or something.
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Ticket #16
I think table six is a cop.
Spike his coffee.
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Ticket #17
Pancakes, bacon, strawberry sauce
Coffee, three sugars
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Ticket #18
House special, steak fries on the side
Strawberry milkshake
Big crowd coming in, better break open the deep freeze. And clean up the cop’s blood before someone sees it.
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Ticket #19
House special
Ginger Ale
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Ticket #20
House special
Coffee, two cream, no sugar
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Ticket #21
House special, raw
Water
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Ticket #22
House special, raw
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Ticket #23
House special, VIP
Requests a female if we still have one.
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Ticket #24
House special, cauliflower soup, biscuit side
Iced tea w/h refill
Compliments to the chef.
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