Delapore Classic

Delapore’s Classic Diner

Classic Food for Classic Times

Just off Highway 4, look for the neon cat. Ask for Dot. 

Delapore’s, come by for a spell.

Since 1936

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Ticket #1

2 egg breakfast special, bacon, whole wheat

     Coffee, two sugars, no cream

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Ticket #2

Eggs and hash browns, extra sausage, white toast

     OJ

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Ticket #3

Coffee, black

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Ticket #4

House special, tomato soup, biscuit side

     Iced tea w/h refill

Give him an extra biscuit Cook, he tips well.

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Ticket #5

Club wrap, steak fries on side

     Coke

Don’t rush, he’s being an asshole.

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Ticket #6

Coffee, black

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Ticket #7

Double cheeseburger with all the fixin’s, apple pie

     Strawberry milkshake, double

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Ticket #8

Waffles

     Yes, just waffles, that’s all she wants.

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Delivery Notice:

Assorted Drinks, pallet x20

Eggs, carton x50

Specialty meats (frozen), crate x2

Meats to the deep freeze, everything else to the walk in please and thank you.

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Ticket #9

Table six, same guy as yesterday, acting suspicious, watch him.

     Coffee, black

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Ticket #10

House special, spicy, steak fries on side

     Ginger Ale

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Ticket #11

House special, mushroom soup, biscuit side

     Iced tea w/h refill

Regular again, bump up his order, he’s a good egg.

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Delivery Notice:

Specialty meats (frozen), crate x18

Specialty meats (fresh), crate x2

Need to clear some room in the deep freeze for all this.

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Ticket #12

Homestyle plate, mayo on the side

     Ginger Ale

I think table six is sitting in the parking lot.

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Ticket #13

Scrambled eggs, bacon, white toast

     OJ

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Ticket #14

Table six is back again, keep your eye on him.

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Ticket #15

House special, chicken soup, biscuit side

     Iced tea w/h refill

You’d think this guy likes our food or something.

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Ticket #16

I think table six is a cop.

     Spike his coffee.

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Ticket #17

Pancakes, bacon, strawberry sauce

     Coffee, three sugars 

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Ticket #18

House special, steak fries on the side

     Strawberry milkshake

Big crowd coming in, better break open the deep freeze. And clean up the cop’s blood before someone sees it.

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Ticket #19

House special

     Ginger Ale

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Ticket #20

House special

     Coffee, two cream, no sugar

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Ticket #21

House special, raw

     Water

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Ticket #22

House special, raw

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Ticket #23

House special, VIP

     Requests a female if we still have one.

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Ticket #24

House special, cauliflower soup, biscuit side

     Iced tea w/h refill

Compliments to the chef.

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